crusty ass lips

lips that need to have their own skin care because they’re as ashy as ur mom and flake like mozzarella

I use her crusty ass lips as cheese whenever I forget to buy some more mozzarella for my spaghetti

by daddypig January 4, 2022

Ass lips

A person who's lips look like an ass.

People who have ass lips are more attractive.

by Eric.B December 10, 2013

Ass Lips

n. The point at which rubber-meets-road in terms of kissing butt.

Slides 5 & 6 were the ass lips of the presentation and the VPs ate them up.

by Captain Drag Ass May 16, 2009

Ass to the lips

To describe something, someone, an experience, or some place extremely positively.

Susan: “Hey, how’s the bathroom looking?”
Gus: “Ass to the lips, baby”
Susan: “Fuck ya”

by Gusmister February 15, 2025

big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

by sick cunt 666 9/11 January 10, 2014

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 21, 2004

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

What a woman is.

There are going to be lots of lips, legs, breasts, and ass at the party tonight!

by bobthebobbob October 18, 2008