Referencing the 1973 Bruce Springsteen song “Spirit in the Night” off the album “Greeting from Asbury Park”. Refers to the insane and enjoyable times of high schoolers in small to medium sized towns across America. These experiences often cause nostalgia in college students and 40 year olds alike.
by grupenhof August 30, 2019
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A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.
2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"
2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"
by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017
Get the asburger mug.When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.
Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021
Get the Asbury Spread Eagle mug.Asbury park is a small town on the jersey shore filled with entitled hipsters who claim to have "grown up" there but 95%of them can even tell you where the pool was or where the secret entrance to the old casino was before it was renovated.it also has an infestation of shitty bars with even a worst infestation of self entitled preps from surrounding towns that have parents that are lawyers or municipal office workers that can get them out of trouble when they are kicked out of bars in town, also there is a common lost underware problem within the town
by Darkcity1285 March 21, 2017
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-Pizza costume
-Hamburger Costume
-Chicken Costume
-Parmesan cheese, ketchup and a raw egg
Three people dress up in each of the above costumes. They walk into the bar and find one patron to join them in sexepades. The patron strips down butt ass naked to prepare to get punished. The pizza costume person sprinkles Parmesan cheese on the asshole of the patron. The hamburger costume person injects ketchup up the anus of the patron. Lastly, the chicken costume person shoves a raw egg up the ass of the patron and clucks like a chicken for one minute. The patron then starts dancing the Macarena butt naked until he/she cracks the raw egg in their asshole and shits out the ketchup. Due to the intense pressure the patron will be under, they are to call for a ride home from the bar and leave their white Dodge Ram in the parking lot so everyone knows they had a “rough” night.
-Pizza costume
-Hamburger Costume
-Chicken Costume
-Parmesan cheese, ketchup and a raw egg
Three people dress up in each of the above costumes. They walk into the bar and find one patron to join them in sexepades. The patron strips down butt ass naked to prepare to get punished. The pizza costume person sprinkles Parmesan cheese on the asshole of the patron. The hamburger costume person injects ketchup up the anus of the patron. Lastly, the chicken costume person shoves a raw egg up the ass of the patron and clucks like a chicken for one minute. The patron then starts dancing the Macarena butt naked until he/she cracks the raw egg in their asshole and shits out the ketchup. Due to the intense pressure the patron will be under, they are to call for a ride home from the bar and leave their white Dodge Ram in the parking lot so everyone knows they had a “rough” night.
Tim: I saw Brian’s truck was in the parking lot this morning.
Rick: He must have gotten introduced to the Asbury Threeway last night.
Tim: OMG, lucky!!
Rick: He must have gotten introduced to the Asbury Threeway last night.
Tim: OMG, lucky!!
by Wagonwheel69 November 13, 2021
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Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
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