ASAP 

As soon as possible

I'll do that ASAP.

I'll do that As Soon As Possible.

ASAP by Idacha October 15, 2015

Asap 

As soon as possible :D

I wanna go home asap.

Asap by Karii-98 November 18, 2011

ASAP 

As Sexually As Possible

I want you to give it to me ASAP.

ASAP by 5cats! November 18, 2009

ASAP 

As Stoned As Possible.

CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.

ASAP by JAHRASTAFARIII December 9, 2008

ASAP 

Already Sucking Another Penis

Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.

ASAP by DEuro November 22, 2007

ASAP 

As Slutty As Posible

Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.

ASAP by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010

ASAP 

As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')

Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.

ASAP by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009