arnold palmer

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.
by dat n199a!! June 20, 2009
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Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.
Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."
by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011
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Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of licking a female's clitoris while simultaneously fingering her vagina.
Bro, I just gave that bitch an Arnold Palmer in the bathroom.
by seana renne January 10, 2012
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Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of urinating and filling a person's gaping mouth as they are laying down while you proceed to dip your sagging sweaty scrotum into the urine puddling in their mouth.
After slipping her a mickey, I filled her unconscious mouth with piss and gave her an Arnold Palmer!
by gigalojoe August 03, 2011
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the arnold palmer

a sexual position in which the female is lying on the ground. and the male is on top. it is named becuase the male pours the very delicious arizona arnold palmer tea on the female and then engages in sexually activity with the female. to increase the arousal the male will lick the female up and down till the tea is gone, then pour some more tea on her
the arnold palmer sex last night was wild!!! i licked camille so much i used three gallons of tea!
by tea is sexxxy June 22, 2009
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Arnold Palmer

n. a non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 iced tea.

n. a famous golfer
"I'd like to order an Arnold Palmer."
by Benji12 July 27, 2006
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Arnold Palmer

When a a girl is giving you head, and you finish in her mouth, and you immediately pour a Minute Maid lemonade down her throat in order to pay homage to the legend, Arnold Palmer.
I gave Kate that Arnold Palmer last night.
by maxmed623 February 24, 2017
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