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anal archeologist

1.a person who uses his cock to give a another person anal pleasure

2. an insult to a person
by billy bob 009 January 6, 2008
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Urban Archeologist

Searching for modern and antique artifacts in an urban setting. Recycling these artifacts to people who need, want or collect them.
An Urban Archeologist finds treasures at storage sales, yard sales, estate sales, swap meets, thrift stores, and dumpsters.
by smokystover August 5, 2012
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Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018
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archaeologist

Someone who gets paid to dig through dead people's garbage.
Archaeologists love excavating trash middens and looking at layers of dirt.
by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006
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archaeologist

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
by hehe January 17, 2005
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Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.
"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"
by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023
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archaeologist

A person who studies the past via the evaluation of artifacts, ecofacts, and geofacts. Archaeologists do NOT study dinosaur bones. Archaeologists DO have to navigate through a maze of red tape in order to study said items due to the fact that political correctness and all around silliness have created ridiculous laws that impede scientific study so that peoples feelings do not get hurt.
Archaeologist: "wow I just found a site that has 20,000 yr old human remains, these human remains and all the artifacts found with him could tell us how and when humans came to north america, this could be the most important find in the last century"

Random Government/Tribal official: that is too bad, because even though these remains are 20,000 years old I still believe they could be a native american ancestor and therefore I am going to prevent you from studying anything at this site so I can make sure that the government pays to just rebury everything. sorry for your bad luck but my feelings come before breakthrough studies beneficial to all humans"
by archaeology girl April 23, 2011
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