A slow, sloth like creature with a curious self defence system. When threatened this beast will hammer wildly with the sides of his two front appendages, which form into a club like shape, curiously it only uses the sides of the clubs, bringing them down vertically, much like a man swinging a hammer. Its diet consists of fungi and small children.
Small Child: AHHHH!!! IT'S AN APB! D:
by General Queeg June 12, 2009

by Ways April 16, 2006

was eating beans & I know it wasnt me. So I said, honey you need an apb !! Oh Yah! she pulled my finger & I ripped of a big fart NOW YOU NEED AN APB!!
( eaten beans is fun at our house...)
( eaten beans is fun at our house...)
by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.
by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

by Evilsock1285 June 21, 2010
