AP Biology

A relatively easy class with lots of material to cover. If you are good at memorizing lots of facts, then you should get an A in the class and pass the exam in May. The best students get between A's and C's on their tests, while everybody else fails, even with the curve. The teacher will either suck and teach you right, or be pretty awesome and not know more about it than you do.

AP Student 1: What did you get on the last AP Biology test?
AP Student 2: I failed it...
AP Student 1: Oh, well I got 100% on it because of the curve.
AP Student 2: It was curved?

by Asian Nerd December 4, 2011

AP Biology

A time consuming, yet easily memorized class that creates a lasting impression on the student. The class is filled with minutia and bio jokes. The AP Exam is laughably easy and is an insult to the intelligence of all AP Biology students.

AP Biology joke: "What came first? The ATP or oxidative phosphorylation?"

by Semplase November 14, 2006

AP Biology

A soul crushing, black hole of doom. It will leave you feeling empty and sleepless. DO NOT TAKE THE CLASS. YOU WILL DIE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

cause of death: AP biology.

by Bill Buttlicker8675389 May 15, 2016

AP Biology

MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HELL!

DO not take this class. It is exhausting u will be so tired

1- I have AP Biology next block
2- Oh your fucked

by TSHJKJHGFDHYUJIKSL< May 10, 2022

AP Biology

a tight class that all the cool kids take; a place to invent new slang like fragile x; the class taught by a really racist, drunk, crazy teacher

"You are SO fragile x"
"What's fragile x?"
"AP Biology joke"
"what?"
"you wouldn't get it you tard"

by samithewami April 13, 2006

Ap biology

The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide

"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

"........it was nice knowing you."

by Samtenochtitlan April 17, 2014

ap biology

the literal and metaphoric translation of "satan". there is no other way to describe this class other than hell, torture, memorization of pointless shit, the biggest GPA sinker since Calc ABCDEFG. If you find pictures of physical deformities useful for memes, though, take this class!

-Hey Craig, how's ap bio going?
-well, last night I lit my ap biology textbook on fire, dried the ashes with all the tears of children in a small Ugandan village, and then let that baby sink to the bottom of the atlantic
-Wow! that sucks
-pretty sure it killed a seagull when it fell. karma!

by skewlsux123 April 28, 2015