"A drinking town with a sailing problem."
Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.
We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.
We like our guys hot and our beer cold.
I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.
Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore (but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).
The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.
THE PREPPY SiDE
Most preps reside in Severna Park and are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.
THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA
Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.
PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.
PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.
HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS
A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.
Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!
PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)
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Home of The United States Naval Academy, AKA hot mids. We wear flip-flops year-round, and khakis and a nice shirt is considered "dressed up." Everything is laid-back and casual, rednecks aren't welcome, and we eat everything with Old Bay. We love to make fun of Plebes and tourists. Everyone knows that the movie "Annapolis" was totally fake. Broadneck can kick Severna Park's ass any day. Beer pong is a must. If you don't play lax in middle and high school, you might as well turn around and go back to wherever you came from. I bet you half your school will get early dismissal when the Blue Angels fly. You are nobody if the guy at Bay 50 doesn't know your name. We love O'Laughlin's and Starbucks. The mall is our second home. You can find most of the town at Battle Of The Bands. First Night is a MUST.
We dress like preps, jocks, or gangsters, but usually a combination of all three.
We like our guys hot and our beer cold.
I'm from Annapolis; you name it, I'm better at it than you.
Annapolis, AKA Naptown, is in Anne Arundel County. It has a comfortable balance of preps and gangsters. Historic Annapolis has a lovely collection of coveted waterfront properties, as well as a ghetto. Annapolis is within 40 minutes of Baltimore, DC, PG County, and Maryland's Eastern Shore (but who the fuck would ever want to go THERE?).
The Annapolis Mall is gangsterrr, especially on Friday and Saturday nights.
THE PREPPY SiDE
Most preps reside in Severna Park and are known as "parkies." Everyone from Mago Vista to the Broadneck Peninsula hates them and knows they're stuck up as hell. Severna Park High School is considered to be "the good school." They're snobby about everything...academics, sports, band...you name it! But they really suck!! Severna Park is not in Annapolis! It's in Arnold. But Parkies think they live in Naptown.
THE BR0ADNECK PENiNSULA
Starts where AAC starts (at Sandy Point, when you come over the Bay Bridge) and ends around Mago Vista. A mix of people. Everyone was happy when Melvin was found (2006)! People walk to Graul's in their PJs, and kids in Revell Downs (home!) are always up in the 7/11. Breakneck is the local band. Most Broadneck Peninsula kids go to Severn or Fagothy Middle, then onto Broadneck High. The girls are hot and the guys are chill at Broadneck. It is THE place to be.
PS. Note to all PG County dumbasses who come to Sandy Point to swim: IT IS NOT A BEACH. YOU CAN'T SWIM THERE. Idiots.
PSS. Note to all tourists who keep driving through on College Parkway to get to the toll booths: YOU CAN'T COME THIS WAY. TAKE 50. Retarrrds.
HiST0RiC ANNAP0LiS
A swarm of hot mids and clueless tourists holding ice cream cones. Downtown Annapolis is amazing ...always sunny and gorgeous during the summer. There is an unlimited supply of coffee shops and ice cream stores. It's fun to go watch random peoples' weddings.
Ghettos include, but are not limited to: RobinWood, Bywater I && II, Clay Street, Presidents Street, and some parts of Browns Woods. The Annapolis High School district has the ghettoest schools in AAC, so be prepared!
PS. Note to tourists: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS. And fanny packs aren't cool anymore (were they ever?)
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Annapolis is amazing.
by crunkd prep x naptown x reppppping April 14, 2007
Get the annapolismug. Annapolis is like nowhere else on earth. We probably have one of the highest concenrtrations of individual wealth in such a small area. The wealthy and elite dominate this place. We live in Murray Hill and Sherwood. We drive bmws, audi, mercedes, and range rovers to be modest. Bored housewives wear million dollar insured jewlery with sweatpants and chanel purses. Kids go to private schools, of which everyone knows St. Marys is the best. Money comes through business and inheritance. Kids wear lacoste polos and sweatpants with 3,000 dollar david yurman jewlery. In order to appreciate the shocking power and elitism of this city, you can only do it by hearing about it. Although not widely known, our influence is far reaching. Were not racist, we just hate clay street and people who put ghetto housing on the water. Were just the best city in the world.
OMG they just donate 8 million dollars to St. Marys. What? Oh thats right youre not from Annapolis, you wouldnt understand.
by naptownyo April 17, 2010
Get the Annapolismug. Crabs, lax boys, st. Mary’s, ice cream, mids, and other crap. Everyone who lives in Annapolis knows the pat Buddy’s is a musty tourist trap, that’s is really nasty old crabs that aren’t even from The Bay. Everyone knows cantlers has the best crabs. Lacrosse boys, do i need to say more? St. Mary’s only private school in Annapolis, Annapolis area christian is nasty and sucks at sports. The rivalry between st. Mary’s and Severn (the richer, more snobby) is strong. And the Battle of the Severn is like a religious holiday. Lots of ice cream places, Annapolis ice cream co is for the tourists, kilwins is a chain (bleh) STORM BROS FOR THE WINNNNNNNN!!!!! Summer is humid an hot as hell. Everyone has been to at least one navy game in their life, those are big deal here. Don’t forget the people who give up their front yards to park your car in for 40 bucks. All the rich kids to AYC for every holiday meal and are little sailers. If you don’t know how to pick a crab, ur dead. Don’t have you boaters license before 14, ur dead. Don’t play lax, or at least haven’t tried, ur dead. If your parents don’t let u leave school at half day on Blue Angel Day, u must be new. If you like army, you will be murdered by the rest of us. And don’t get me started on commissioning week traffic, it’s a literal nightmare.
The only things that matter in life in Naptown:
Sports: lax and sailing
Holidays: Blue Angles Day, Navy v Army Football games
Food: crabs and old bay
Restaurants: Cantlers, and storm bros
The only things that matter in life in Naptown:
Sports: lax and sailing
Holidays: Blue Angles Day, Navy v Army Football games
Food: crabs and old bay
Restaurants: Cantlers, and storm bros
by Annapolis for the winnnnnn May 15, 2021
Get the Annapolismug. it's actually the capital of maryland but, most people don't believe you when you tell them that. nothing really ever happens here but tourists flock to this tiny town every summer. if you like popped collars, sail boats, and catholic school this is the city for you. if not, you're not missing anything by not being here.
guy a: "i'm from the capital of maryland."
guy b: "oh cool, i've always wanted to go to balitmore."
guy a: "oh, actually annapolis is the capital but it's oka..."
guy b: "NO WAY."
guy a: *face palm*
guy b: "oh cool, i've always wanted to go to balitmore."
guy a: "oh, actually annapolis is the capital but it's oka..."
guy b: "NO WAY."
guy a: *face palm*
by kumaka January 20, 2011
Get the annapolismug. Full of preps, laxers, and Navy football fans. If you don't have at least one Navy clothing item then I don't know what the hell your doing here. If there's a a Navy game you better plan on walking wherever you want to go because traffic's a bitch. Tailgating starts early in the morning before the game and ends days later. The Schools in Annapolis are St. Mary's and Annapolis High. St. Mary's kids think they're the shit and are so much better because they go to private school and get a better education when we all know that's BS and Annapolis High students are way more nice and chill. Also, an Annapolis High student in IB who is a Sophomore is equivelant to a St. Mary's Junior and we are STILL in higher level math class so St. Mary's can suck it. Oh, and we have better Homecoming dances and you know it.
Lax is the sport and if you haven't at least tried it then leave. A lax bro wears high socks with Nikes or Sperry Top Siders and bright colored pants with some sort of lax T-shirt or jersey. Most have what is known to laxers as "flow". These guys also tend to be super hot and total dicks. Your lucky if you find a good one but hey, they're out there. So overall, The girls are hot and the guys are too so don't be shy and lets chill. This is what we do. Chill all day and lax a bit. We're one big party town that lives on the water. "Crabcakes and Football" may be what Maryland does but Navy and Lax is what Annapolis does. Plus the sailing and crabs, of course.
Lax is the sport and if you haven't at least tried it then leave. A lax bro wears high socks with Nikes or Sperry Top Siders and bright colored pants with some sort of lax T-shirt or jersey. Most have what is known to laxers as "flow". These guys also tend to be super hot and total dicks. Your lucky if you find a good one but hey, they're out there. So overall, The girls are hot and the guys are too so don't be shy and lets chill. This is what we do. Chill all day and lax a bit. We're one big party town that lives on the water. "Crabcakes and Football" may be what Maryland does but Navy and Lax is what Annapolis does. Plus the sailing and crabs, of course.
Guy 1: Hey yo let's chill and lax a bit tomorrow.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, i can't wait 'till fall ball.
Guy 1: Man Annapolis is so great.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, i can't wait 'till fall ball.
Guy 1: Man Annapolis is so great.
by Annapolis<33 October 25, 2009
Get the Annapolismug. home of the best people you'll ever meet. if you don't have your boaters license by the time you're 13 you're an outcast. if you haven't dated at least 2 hard core lax bros by the time you're 16 you must be fat and ugly. if you don't skip school on blue angels day you must have just moved hear last week. if you don't know someone you know someone who knows them. if you've never played lax you don't live hear. if Charlie St. Cloud isn't your favorite movie you must be a boy. if you don't enjoy watching mids (male or female) run past your house your a robot.
we live off Bud Light, we're a hell of a lot better than california gurls, and we can out swim Michael Phelps any day.
suck on that baltimorons
we live off Bud Light, we're a hell of a lot better than california gurls, and we can out swim Michael Phelps any day.
suck on that baltimorons
Annapolis Girls
St. Mary's girl: hey guys you wanna go shopping downtown?
Broadneck girl: sorry i can't, i gotta go to lax practice.
Key girl: ya me niether. i have to go plant a tree, then watch Harry Potter weekend on ABC Family.
Severn girl: i can't too, i've gotta go watch my boyfriends lax game.
Spalding girl: i'll come! i need to go to the Pink Crab and buy some bright colored polos.
St. Mary's girl: hey guys you wanna go shopping downtown?
Broadneck girl: sorry i can't, i gotta go to lax practice.
Key girl: ya me niether. i have to go plant a tree, then watch Harry Potter weekend on ABC Family.
Severn girl: i can't too, i've gotta go watch my boyfriends lax game.
Spalding girl: i'll come! i need to go to the Pink Crab and buy some bright colored polos.
by im hotter than you April 3, 2011
Get the annapolismug. Capital of Maryland. Has many cool attributes despite most of its inhabitants. Many of the people are move ins who have decided that the city should be the model for Stepford wives everywhere. Had a cool working town flavor that is now virtually gone (The Little Campus was replaced by a fucking Irish Bar). Speaking of fucking Irish bars, every vomit reaked doorfront that charges $6 a Harp and thinks it is above Natty Bo calls itself an Irish Bar. They put O' or Mc or OAK in their name and get every 1/32 Irish blood and up motherfucker to pat themselves on the back for coming from someplace else. It is so obnoxious even Bostonians say "dude, too much". Full of fat fucking tourist who fill up the sidewalk as they ooh and aah at the overpriced cheesy nautical shit in the windows or stare at the Laura Ashley window that they could stare at back home. The food is 2/3 shitty as most involves $8 hamburgers, greasy crabcackes with non-Maryland crabmeat, and spoiled shellfish. Used to be cool but now full of pricks with lots of money but no class.
Did you hear, Annapolis just plowed under their last green space to put in a housing tract of McMansions. It is going to be called "Annapolis Greens"
by ThunderMummy November 3, 2005
Get the Annapolismug.