Ankles

Describing a woman when she is lower than a cunt. When you call a woman a cunt that's one thing but when you tell her that she's ankles that means she's two feet below a cunt.

You're so worthless your ankles.

by Kumquat squasher July 20, 2025

ankles

A slang word used to describe something that is bad, stupid, low-quality, or otherwise unpleasant.

“I finally got a job as a kindergarten teacher, and the children will not stop screaming their lungs out. This is ankles.

by Giga L February 19, 2026

ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

by ButtFuzz August 3, 2005

ankles-to-ears

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.

by meganelizabeth July 14, 2005

Ankles are Broken

To break one’s ankle is to utterly destroy someone, to shit on someone’s face. One may yell “your ankles are broken” as to express the condition in which their opponent performed poorly and the winner demolished his way to victory.

Coach: Go break ankle!
Player: *Touchdown*
Coach: His ankles are broken!

by Broken Anklez February 26, 2020

Ankles of a Bear

In order to posses 'Ankles of a Bear' one would have to:

A) Have very large manly ankles, and
B) Be so harry that said ankle could mistakenly be thought to belong to a bear. . .

*NOTE* actual incounters with one who posseses "Ankels of a Bear" always ends in bloodshed and DEATH!!!!

and could also be something your friends yell when playing halo . . . .

also see LEVIATHAN OF THE DEPTHS and TERROR OF THE SEVEN SEAS

1) ARGLEFLARGLEBLEH!!!! DID YOU SEE THEM ANKLES!?!?! (hence ankles of a bear)

2) J00 ARE GONA DIE n00b!! (then gets pwnt) awww.....ANKELS-OF-A-BEAR!!!11

by Drakor Nolatari April 28, 2006

Ankles & Asses

So overworked that you don't know if you're standing up or sitting down.

Gee Amber Lee, I'm so tired from my shift at the malt shop that I'm all ankles & asses over here.

by Lucky The Painproof Man November 13, 2018