the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

A-Jodie-Amount

A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.

She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."

by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

nigger amount

Having an excessive amount of a nigger like item

There is a nigger amount of Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce in Randall's refrigerator

by Cooked123456 September 14, 2016

an undetermined amount of time

Approximately 12:00 pm to 3:00 pm

Hey man, you wanna go to an arcade for an undetermined amount of time?

by eternaldumb March 26, 2011

bear amount

To indicate that an amount of an item is indeed plentifull; not to be confused with having very little.

How much draw you got? i'm out!

I've got bear amounts. Thanks for asking.

by sine October 9, 2004