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Attleboro

The world's most terrible town. There is nothing to do but get an abortion. Or take the train the frick out.
Entering Attleboro Massachusetts:
Leave your fun behind.
by Blynd Mag April 20, 2009
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Attleboro

A place where you can either get an abortion or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.
Person 1: All there is to do in Attleboro is smoke weed or get an abortion.
Person 2: Or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.
by seeingeyecat July 29, 2011
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North Attleborough High School

An extremely decent academic high school, very popular for its varsity football team. The majority of students at North Attleborough High School went to North Attleborough Middle School right across the street for middle school. Though anyone that chooses to go to Bishop Feehan High School in Attleboro instead for high school will most likely be called a "Feehan Fag" by a large portion of his/her friends. They say this because they know how much better the varsity football team is at North, and they think of Feehan kids as catholic losers that aren't tough when there are, in fact, plenty of kids of Feehan that could kick their asses easily.
I'm going to North Attleborough High School so I can try out for the football team.
by pinkfloyd14 January 20, 2011
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ATTLEBORO HIGH SCHOOL

An absolute shit hole school that has been around since 1940. It has a weird smell and many panels in the roof are missing. ITS HOT AS MOTHER FUKIN BALLS in may-September and COLD AS FUCKIN ICE every other month. There is no heat. There is no A/C.
ATTLEBORO HIGH SCHOOL is an absolute shit hole… let’s burn it down
by EEDMA NUTZ September 9, 2021
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Altiloquent

- Adjective {al-TIL-uh-kwuhnt}

Magisterial, refined, and high-flown in speech or language. Particularly in a manner that might be considered pompous or pretentious.

{ Alti- (L. altus "High") + -loquent (L. loqui "To speak") }
1.
The volume's passages were, it seemed to Charles, gratuitously elaborate. Comprehending the altiloquent prose he would have likened to attempting to wade through honey

2.
Jenna's first week at her trendy liberal arts college was enough to disabuse her of her previously-cherished hope that her general quirks and pretensions in life- particularly her proclivity for verbose, altiloquent language- would, in the eyes of her artsy, cliquey peers, outweigh the myriad defects and flaws in her character that had made her a pariah at prior schools
by Charlemagne1993 November 27, 2019
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Attleboro

A boring ass town where your either a crackhead living in downtown or a underaged vaper living in the suburbs.
Example: “Hey did you see that girl vaping in the bathroom? Shes from Attleboro.”
by Dinochickennugget37 July 9, 2018
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altluminati

Most often children of the rich and famous, mainly the entertainment industry, who have attended any of the Los Angeles high schools (mostly private and on the West side) (Crossroads, New Roads, Harvard-Westlake, Marymount, Archer, Windward, Wildwood, Marlborough, Malibu High, etc.) and eventually use their standing to become key figures of alternative culture. Alumni previously took advantage of their status to enter Hollywood, with celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black becoming household names. The students of these schools now aim for the trendier though ultimately less lucrative career path of becoming stars in the alt world, due in part to the advent of the Internet and the opening of the indie floodgates circa 2006-2008. Most of them live in Malibu, Beverly Hills, Pacific Palisades, Brentwood or other high income suburbs, although they will deny this and state they are from "LA" to avoid embarrassment. They desperately attempt to hide from their parent's money, although they have no problem spending it. They take pictures of their food at Urth Caffe and post them online daily. Underage girls fill the likes of The Smell nightly in an attempt to improve their alt visibility. They have no problem funding Coachella trips, sometimes attending both weekends. When they graduate they fill the likes of New York City, San Francisco, Portland, Echo Park and Silverlake. You will encounter at least one at almost any party.
Zooey Deschanel is maybe the most well-known alt graduate of a "-roads" school, but her fame began before independent culture truly hit the mainstream and thus she predates the altluminati in its present form. Notable, more contemporary examples include Zosia Mamet, Zoe Kazan, Earl Sweatshirt, Jonah Hill, Tennessee Thomas, Elvis Perkins, The Morning Benders (POP ETC), Dawes, Jesse Jo Stark, Ariel Pink, Devendra Banhart, Bethany Cosentino (of Best Coast), and Amadéus Leopold.

The Corrupt Indie Machine, as described by Carles, is run by the altluminati.
by Nat Flor September 6, 2013
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