ALPS

Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.

That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day.

by Paul Giarrusso May 13, 2016

alp

1. A common Turkish name for individuals
2. An individual exhibiting lethargy on a daily basis

"Look, it's Alp sleeping!"

by Jonny-Thompson January 12, 2009

alpe

alpe, shortened form of the mexican frase, "como ano al pene", which in english means, "like a cock in an anus", referring to the properties of tightness or fit.

"That ring suits your finger alpe"

by rafael rodriguez April 30, 2007

Alps

Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."

by SB-B October 1, 2008

Alping

Rudely shooting down someone who is trying to get your attention in a social situation.

Wow! Did you see Ryan? He's totally Alping that girl who was trying to dance with him! He just shook his head and walked away!

by Tripnastic November 22, 2011

Alp

a nickname for tits

Look at her giant Alps.

by asdffgggggg August 12, 2008

Alp

*the opposite of Bae(Before Anyone Else)
After Lots of People

Guy: Honey you my BAE
Girl: Well you my ALP

Guy: Wait what...
Girl: After Lots of People...
Guy: I want a list of names
Girl: no

*fight ensues

by Archer 808 February 22, 2015