al dente

alternative name for a semi-erection.

An al dente dick

Not too hard, not too soft, just right.

by cramminandjammin May 02, 2016

al dente

A phrase used to describe a situation or experience that was fun, enjoyable, cool, etc. Most commonly used in Italian cuisine to describe when pasta is ready to eat.

That club last night was al dente.

by RoMaAl September 22, 2005

Al dente dick

"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.

After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.

by Dan_z34 January 15, 2009

Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 01, 2020

al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

al dente method

when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.

"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"

by kate0087 January 17, 2010

al dente

Genitals or butt that is not fresh or unclean.

He looked hot but when I went down on his ass it was al dente.

by backflip July 20, 2015