aerial attack

When a man is on a ceiling fan and cums on his victim.

"Tim gave me an aerial attack last night."
"NICE."

by TotallyChicken December 19, 2013

aerial booty call

To fly a long distance to get laid, usually an ex that you still might be "friendly" with.

Not having seen Jan in 3 years, Mike hoped a Southwest flight to hit that poon one more time. Mike engaged in an Aerial booty call.

by Buck Futt March 3, 2010

aerial screw

The "aerial screw" is a sexual position first created by Leonardo DaVinci in the early 1480s whereby the consenting parties pleasure one-another while in a free fall state with both individuals reaching climax prior to their contact with the ground. Attempts to successfully complete the "aerial screw" are said to be the primary drive behind all of the avionic achievements of the 20th century - up to and including the space shuttle. The aerial screw is frequently, and incorrectly defined as a crude flying machine designed by DaVinci; though recently discovered documents have revealed that this apparatus was simply an attempt to reach a sufficient altitude to attempt the sexual act. With the advent of the US space program in the 1950s, the aerial screw has become of increasing interest to NASA and was the primary drive behind coed shuttle missions in the 1980s.

Would you be interested in going sky diving this weekend to attempt the aerial screw?

by HistoryRedefined October 16, 2013

Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy

"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."

by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018

Aerial Overdrive

An amazing progressive rock band from Southern New York. Influences include Coheed and Cambria, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Atreyu, Rise Against, and The Prize Fighter Inferno

Person #1: "Dude, have you heard Aerial Overdrive's new EP, By Blood Aurora, I creamed myself when I heard it and my girlfriend got mad pissed."

Person #2: "Hey, ya can't win 'em all"
Person #1: "Yeah, ya win some ya lose some"

by Aerial Overdrive October 24, 2008

aerial bomb

this is when someone stands up on a toilet seat (or from any other high position) and takes a shit

Whoa dude!!! that aerial bomb you just took splatted all over the side of the toilet!!!

by take a guess December 6, 2004

aerial gaping

When a shark attemps to vent its frustration after losing a kill by suffocating and punishing itself through raising its head and gills above the water and attempting to breath the open air.

Look at the aerial gaping on that shark! It's huge!

by Andrew and Taylor October 23, 2006