Absolute Dick Syndrome.
A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and
common sense.
Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Cockiness
Lots of references to size of his and others penises
And behaving like he believes that he is king of the
world and gods gift to women.
WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so
don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS
Sam to friends: I
screwed her so hard she's walking
strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious
case of ADS