Acute pedo

A youngish man who you think is a bit risky.
They tend to have long greasy hair and glasses, you don't know if you can trust them.
They also tend to be into science.

I'd stay away from that weird guy, he's probably an acute pedo!

by clubpenguinfun June 03, 2016

Acute afecalfalia

When one feels as though he/she needs to evaucuate his/her bowels but cannot.

Looks like Deliveraci has acute afecalfalia, he has been sitting on the pot all day.

by Sym Dawnderson January 26, 2009

Acute Faggotosis

A condition that causes severe bouts of gayness.

Gordon suffers from Acute Faggotosis that causes him to have fits of homosympathetic symtoms.

by Rich549 April 16, 2018

acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

by Kix May 04, 2004

Acute Angle

An angle whose measure is less than 90 degrees.

That triangle has 2 acute angle.

by TwoThousand? December 13, 2015

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 13, 2002

Acutely Ugly

One who is so ugly that it's almost painful to look at them. This condition can be short in duration or can become chronic if the condition goes untreated.

Common treatment is often an extreme makeover or acute intoxication by those beholding the sufferer.

"I just ran into Ann in the hallway and, sheesh, she sure is acutely ugly!"

by duncdog March 29, 2010