While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.
I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.
by dzallah1 August 21, 2011
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Get the abandoned brothers mug.Traditionally, a discarded or soiled tissue.
Though used more in reference to a person who has got right up one's nose.
Though used more in reference to a person who has got right up one's nose.
Abandoned Snot.
The no longer wanted content of the nose, or that which one would rather get rid of. Also used to describe a person you no longer wish to have contact with, or one who talks absolute cod swallop that is worth abandonment rather than listening to.
When his or her comments are of such a needless nature that they would rather better be discarded or disposed of.
"Christine's opinion on the matter was clearly worse than a blob of snot flicked on the pavement."
The no longer wanted content of the nose, or that which one would rather get rid of. Also used to describe a person you no longer wish to have contact with, or one who talks absolute cod swallop that is worth abandonment rather than listening to.
When his or her comments are of such a needless nature that they would rather better be discarded or disposed of.
"Christine's opinion on the matter was clearly worse than a blob of snot flicked on the pavement."
by Vivien Crease April 19, 2023
Get the Abandoned Snot mug.The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time
Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound
by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017
Get the abandoned pitcher's mound mug.a really good game that was made a out cast for no other reason but because among us existed (btw among us has the same problems as fall guys that didn't stop them from hatting it)
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
Get the abandoned guys (fall guys btw) mug.Its when two people have a really good and tight friendship and that out of nowhere they start ignoring each other and lose that amazing relationship they had. They lose every thing without noticing at first but only when they realise they are alone and they miss their old friendships but there is no way back.
Person 1: It's really sad they don't talk to each other anymore.
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
by Happy_but_sad_girl November 25, 2021
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