Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.

He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.

by Tooonny January 20, 2019

power of a Tony

n. The influence of the Italian mafia on any given affair.

Note: This is not to be confused with the "Power of attorney".

Frankie hadn't paid his rent in three months, so Jimmy invoked the power of a Tony on him. We haven't seen Frankie since.

by Slice of Sicily May 20, 2010

Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013

Being a Tony

Snake,thief,crook,scum bag,slouch,takes advantage, a liar, steals from friends.

You hear about Troy, he's being a tony.

by Bobby Flores February 28, 2013

Pulling a Tony

Lying your ass off to get anything for free or anything you do not deserve.

How'd you get that scholarship?
Lied my ass off.
Ah, pulling a Tony.

by Psychmajor October 5, 2013

Pop A Tony

Tony is a short name for the drug "melatonin." Melatonin is a natural supplement that allows the user to fall asleep in a rather swift manner.

Friend 1: Bro I was so high last night

Friend 2: I know bro, I love when I Pop A Tony.

by Annoymosu February 18, 2023

Doing a Tony

When your in denial about loving a girl who's about to move in with you, however you proceed to piss on here to make her feel like the Princess she is.

"Do you love your girlfriend"
"I'm just doing a Tony "

by Donnydondondon546 January 11, 2017