keith

Our Lord Keith is good. Praise Him!
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Keith

Omg is that Keith, the sex jesus?
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Keith

A funny guy that cares about few things
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Keith

Keith is a great guy. He makes a generous and loving boyfriend who would do anything to make his girl happy. He's a bit socially awkward but he means well. He has plans for the future where his friends don't and is a high achiever. He has a creative side but is generally serious. is not advised that you break up with a Keith as he is a little sensitive and would do anything to see his girl smile.
Keith "hey"
Friend "what you gonna do when your older?"
Keith "Im going to study law in university and become a lawyer."
Friend "I don't know what I'm gonna do."
by Truth seeker 2.0 October 19, 2018
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keith

a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.
by barneye December 08, 2007
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Keith

Shy simple quiet type. That sits back and watches. Has a heart of gold and will give you peace and love. He watches over you without you even knowing. His tender touch and beautiful eyes will cause your heart to skip a beat.
Oh my, see that guy in the corner, he is such a Keith.
by simplethoughts February 03, 2010
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the keith

Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.
I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.
by K-Nastee October 07, 2011
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