Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

he was like a father to me, i loved him like my so

the death of a beloved minecraft pet

"Noo!!, He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son."

by Truth Bombs May 19, 2020

Definetly Has A Father 69

Definitely has a father and is DEFINITELY not the very handsome Cosmic Animates.

Person: SO your telling me that Definetly Has A Father 69 is not Cosmic Animates?
Dude: He Definitely is not.

by Definitely Has A Father 69 May 6, 2022

Not a father's day

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

ur daughter a father

This insult may lose faith in humanity itself

*Results may very*

Ashley: *walks inside*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*

by AshleySauce31 May 13, 2018

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

without a father

A individual without a father.

Rylan's dad left her at a left age because his dad hated her mother, this left him without a father.

by Rylan without a father. December 26, 2024