Jacko

Jacko is a popular name for a toy monkey and has a caring heart all girls want to be around him at all time
He is the smallest monkey but has a massive dick.

Jacko I love you

by TeddyBearBoy July 14, 2018

Jacko

Back door merchant who will pay off your mum for 5 minutes of kiddie sex

Better be careful or your kid might get jacko’d

by Howesluvsbrownie January 25, 2018

Jacko

A lanky ginger twat who has 1 testical and no pubes

Jacko the spaco

by Hello its me mo April 8, 2019

Jacko

Is a person who is solid and funny

You bro your such a jacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

jacko pose

A pose that requires you to break several bones

Person 1:I just did the jacko pose!
Person 2: ok good for you
Person 1: I just had to break 3 fucking bones!

by Professional standards September 12, 2021

wacko jacko

defamative nickname for michael jackson used by people who

- don't know him
- love tabloids
- never read court documents coz they’re too precise and long
- boost their self-esteem by offensive words and think they're creative

"Did you read 'The Sun's' coverage on wacko jacko?"

by i'm from February 18, 2008

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009