by Gina Lola September 03, 2007
A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).
"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013
Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.
i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
by Erik Waugh August 02, 2005
by Bnugg December 28, 2003
by Kay B. September 23, 2008
An attractive person, usually female, whose appearance is detrimentally affected by their level of drunkenness.
by Siddahleigh February 13, 2009
When one looks terrible, or acts in such a way that makes them unpleasant to be around.
It is believed that this term originated as an opposite to the term hotness, as they are so close to one another in appearance.
It is believed that this term originated as an opposite to the term hotness, as they are so close to one another in appearance.
Guy 1: "That new redhead in Data Admin...I have but one word: hotness."
Guy 2: "Yo, are your eyes broke, or what? She looked a hot mess when I saw her."
Guy 2: "Yo, are your eyes broke, or what? She looked a hot mess when I saw her."
by ButcherMonkey January 25, 2004