Cutting a Rusty

Similar to the grenade, a rusty refers to a unsightly female. Cutting a rusty refers to hooking up/ skeeting with an aforementioned rusty. Guys who cut a rusty will not be praised for their accomplishments but instead be chastised for at least one week. If you contract a disease, such as the clap, by cutting a rusty you will be forever labeled as rusted.

Andrew: Dude, I think i heard you Cutting a Rusty last night. Shit was gross.
Cole: Dude, we need to go to the clinic, i think I'm rusted.

by rusty-free slo September 17, 2011

Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.

Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers

by donk1 April 17, 2011

cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.

when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.

by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015

cutting a fat hog

Cutting a fat hog is like working in a cushy government job where you are getting high wages, excellent benefits, excellent retirement plan, very easy work, and almost no chance of getting laid off or fired. It can also mean something like winning the lottery, inheriting a huge sum of money, or something else that provides your life with lots of affluence, power or advantage.

Once he got hired at the Department of Water and power, he was cutting a fat hog from then until he retired.

by Ossettche May 14, 2014

Cutting a Pineapple

Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.

Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?

Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>

by Shutupimgonnakillyou February 5, 2010

Cutting a Penny

Taking a shit on your hand.

I was rushing to finish using the bathroom after eating some bean burritos, and was pulling up my pants, when I heard a huge bang as somone threw the door-open; and then I realised it: I was standing there Cutting a Penny staring into some other Dude's eyes.

by The REAL McGuffin September 23, 2009

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023