Crown A Chick

To "Crown A Chick" is to be with a woman and treat her like your Queen as you are her King in a romantic, loving, caring, intimate and spiritual relationship with one another. Basically almost like "Cuffing" a chick but not in those words.

KD - "Hey, do you know who Janelle Monae is?"
JD - "Certainly I do, I'm going to Crown that Chick one day."
KD - "I need to Crown A Chick like that one day to."

by Don Killuminati October 28, 2018

down like a clown in circus town

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.

Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

by OberonCAS March 21, 2010

asshole is like a clown's pocket

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014

down like a clown charlie brown

when you make arrangements with somebody and they say "sounds like a plan...stan"...you say "i'm down like a clown charlie brown"

there is no point to this...it just rhymes.

by Amelia Mitchevski August 21, 2005

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Hung like a clown

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"

by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

tears of a clown

A phrase used to describe a person who appears joyful and chipper around people but is actually emotionally distraught. Usually this results from heartbreak or a severely stubbed toe.

Johnny: Have you heard Al's joke about his last ex!!!?
Betty: It's funny! But I'm sure he hides the tears of a clown.
Johnny: ...Betty your such a frikin downer.

by Ejizelator March 2, 2016