a case of the ass

Someone really salty and angry about ANYTHING at the given moment.

That jerkoff gave me a case of the ass today!

by Vashydana July 26, 2009

A case of the black ass

Tired, don't wanna do anything, your ass is dragging on the ground therefore it's dirty and black.

I have a case of the black ass today. I don't feel like doing anything.

by Long hair don't care January 13, 2018

a case of the red ass

classic phrase to be heard from the very very old people in the south, generally.

to mean pissed off. angry.

yo mawma sho got hahsayelf a cayas of da rayed ayss t'day.

your momma sure got herself a case of the red ass today.

by rachelgirlwonder September 29, 2005

A case of the Mondays

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.

VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!

by Phillip J Nordhus May 25, 2008

a case of the reds

Defined by Audrey Hepburn's character, Holly Golightly, in the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's" as the opposite of "A case of the blues". Instead of becoming sad, "a case of the reds" infers that one is feeling overwhelmed or angry for no apparent reason.

When I heard that I would have to speak in front of a large audience, I suddenly got a case of the reds.

by volcomrockergrl January 14, 2008

A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016

a case of the Wednesdays

feel like humping

When I see her walk by I get a case of the Wednesdays.

by budman461 April 6, 2011