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Avant Tard

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It's for all those times when the art snobbery of a piece reaches such high levels that the feeble attempts made at being "exotic" or "ground breaking" just lands the artist squarely in the realm of retardation.
"I went to this new art gallery last week but it was so Avant Tard that it hurt!"
by Alienswede September 17, 2008
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Avanti

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An Avanti is a loyal, understanding friend who loves her friends and family. She is a hard-working person, who cares for everyone. She makes funny jokes to lighten the mood. But, if you cross her or trigger her-- your dead meat! Avantis tend to have an attitude when things don't go their way. But, you have to remember that she is still a warm and kind person. There is also a fun party Avanti you will only meet if she trusts you and opens up to you. When you meet an Avanti you will love her and realize your life is now complete so don't let her go.
"Wow, she's so nice and perfect!"
"IKR!! Totally an Avanti!"
by xoxogossipgirl:) February 27, 2018
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avanthika

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An Avanthika is a rare personage that god blesses upon earth in order to maintain the ratio when he feels earth is rotting with too many dumbheads. She has got it all, all the stuff that matters. Be it a helping hand, some wise advice, a natural humor,honest opinions, great ideas,a bewitching smile or an uncannily sharp brain. One conversation with her and you will be left craving for more, because her charming nature, sharp wittedness and aura is way too tough to repel. You can be sure that she is a friend that will stick by through the good and the bad. Books,movies and food,if you are the kind that likes to sit down and have a long enlightening breakdown of any of these, she is the one for you. You will be lucky if you run into one of these rare pieces. If you do find one, hold on tight coz you need an Avanthika in your life to brighten it up with a 1000 watt bulb.
Avanthika is that good girl, who can spice up your life in innumerable ways
by wolfie284 November 23, 2021
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Avante

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Exceptionally great representation of a boyfriend; funny; sarcastic; lovable; interesting; football player; rude; handsome; intense
There Adriana was, sitting with Avante, and she couldn't keep herself from smiling.
by Brooksland0910 February 5, 2010
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Post Avantgarde Jazzcore

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A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?
by LiveRuido January 11, 2011
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avantime

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a car so incredible it's ahead of it's time. Avant (French for ahead) - time.
My car is an Avantime
by LoveMyCar April 22, 2014
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The sweetest and most innocent angel you'll ever meet. Ambitious, but always caring...
Dude, that Avantika chick really digs ya. You shouldn't miss up on her...
by dr0hith June 23, 2019
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