9-5

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna grow up and work a shitty 9-5 job I don’t like

by Tyler “Ninja” Blevins September 24, 2019

9-5

A euphemism for blasting cum

Man, I was on the 9-5 last night with your mom.

by Rodneytapeface February 26, 2018

9-5 hair

Hair which is usually shoulder length and natural colored with little to no style, making it easy to do in the morning for the gal on the go...very low maintainance.

Nina: "Man, you'd think that girl could wear something other than those black dress pants and out of style Steve Madden shoes"
Maggie: "Not to mention her 9-5 hair."
Nina : "Corperate America sure is a bitch."

by MRE Chicago May 18, 2010

9 5 plus FO' pennies

when you win at dominoes bitch

9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN

by evan March 29, 2005

9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

by udcakeeater June 10, 2011

9-5 girl

The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her

Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her

by Queentrilla October 20, 2020

9.5-tuple-fourth-cousin

9.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nineteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My 9.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021