january 22

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.

McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”

by sad_kermit October 18, 2019

January 22

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

by Hairybitch January 22, 2021

January 22

The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!

Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22

by Pine_kacilynn October 18, 2019

january 22

national give your girlfriend your hoodie day

it’s january 22 so give that girl you like a cute hoodie

by give your gf your hoodie January 21, 2021

January 22

January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.

Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*

by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019

January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

january 22

january 22 national piggyback day .

Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?

Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!

by What a skank January 21, 2020