july 19

national give your gf/bf the biggest hug (they deserve it)

m - *hugs*
r - why’d you do that?
m -because it’s july 19th

by beckalolz December 6, 2021

July 19

The day the Ice Age ended.

Person 1: Why does July 19 sound important?
Person 2: Is that the day the Ice Age ended?

by Alexicographerofsomesort November 16, 2019

July 19

Today is grab dick day

Girl: grabs dick
Guy:🤤
July 19th is the best day for boys

by Bevster October 16, 2019

july 19

The day woah vicky found out she was black

Woah Vicky: july 19 was the day I found out I was black

by Jewish bitchass June 4, 2019

july 19

the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs

“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac

karls bdayyy

by casserolidy July 22, 2021

July 19

national slap ass day

hey you know what today is?

what?
national slap ass day it’s July 19

by Chunky potato December 18, 2019

July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021