july 17

July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!

“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”

by oooooolivia October 16, 2019

July 17

July 17 is the international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass. You can slap her ass as many times as you like and if she doesn't let you slap her ass you should find somebody else because slapping your girl's sexy ass is a must in a relationship.

Me : "Hey babe do you know what day it is ?"
GF : "No, what day is it ? "
Me : "It is July 17 that means that it's international day of slapping your GF's sexy ass !"
GF : "International day of what ?"
Me : *slaps her sexy ass*
GF : *smiles*

by i wanna slap my gf's ass hard July 4, 2020

July 17

It’s National Lottery Day!!

Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th

by quotesxbymee March 27, 2022

July 17

The birthday of the skinniest people in the world

person: When's your birthday
Girl: Oh July 17

Person: oh figures *looks up and down*

by thepinkstarburst October 3, 2021

July 17

People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends

Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17

by anonymous November 23, 2021

July 17

Spank your bf/gf butt day! A day were you give that big booty a smack and they can’t say anything about it!

Kally: hey Kyle *smacks butt*
Kyle:hey what the crap babe

Kelly:honey it’s July 17!
Kyle:oh crud!!!!

by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021

17 of july

people born on this day are cunts that shit themselves

boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!

by ur mum like dick November 1, 2021