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15 minutes of fame 

See Steve Bartman, Martha Burke, Sirhan Sirhan, Karen Ann Quinlan, and Ja Rule.
"Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame."
-Andy Warhol

"I'm still waiting for mine."
-Rodney Basil

15 minutes on Mohammed 

A holiday celebrated between locals of the northern Canadian region which is used to celebrate struggle and capability but also comedy and friendship. Celebrated at 2:15 Am on certain days. Created by Connor, Quinn, Orlando, justice, nolan, josh, Cordell and other members of the HSMC group.
Omg justice look at that!! We did it, it’s 15 minutes on Mohammed!!! Everyone spread the news

15 Minutes of Lame 

Short-lived celebrity of someone who did something stupid and not fame-worthy.
I hate that stupid Rebecca Black song. I'm glad her 15 minutes of lame are up.

15 minutes of phase 

When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.
joe: woah.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.

15 minutes at FairPlay 

when a stupid whore gets railed by her ex at FairPlay parking lot during her exs lunch break. Bringing her friends along.
Ericas car smelled fishy after her 15 minutes at FairPlay.

1 beer 15 minutes 

The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.

The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.

note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.
<through instant messenger>

sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"

Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"

Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."

20 min later...

Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"

60 minutes later...

crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room
1 beer 15 minutes by milkacow June 26, 2008