acne 

Nature's way of telling you that you are not quite ready for sex.

Mother Nature: So many teenage pregnancies... what can I do to make them never want to leave their bathrooms...

Teenage Girl: OH NO! NOT ACNE!

acne by Cannibalistic Cucumber January 5, 2011

acne 

A horrible skin condition which causes puss-filled pockets under your skin to form, often times becoming red and inflamed. The condition may be alleviated by using topical acne creams/wash/pads consisting of salycilic acid or benzoyl peroxide. However, for some people, their acne tends to be fucking gay and never really go away, even temporarily. As a result, those suffering from it will feel like shit and want to kill themselves because their face is hideous and unattractive (remember, the face makes the picture).

dude 1: dude, what the fuck happened to your face?!
dude 2: its called a torturous condition called acne.
dude 1: man, with your face looking as ugly as it is, I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be out in public
dude 2: got that right asshole, I hate my life

acne by rallymaniac92 October 27, 2009

acne 

A horrific skin condition which feasts on your self esteem and can only be cured with age. It is completely resistant to all over the counter treatments.

I will just put on this wax paper bag and be done with this shit. At least the bag covers this fucking acne.

acne by Lvvdsvvl November 29, 2011

acne 

Pimples that appear on your face, back and chest. People going through puberty will most likely have acne.
Having acne is a pain in the ass because they are fucking hard to cure.
Not only that but dating is significantly harder because nobody likes acne and you'll end up rejected most of the time.
Only way to get rid of acne is to wait it out. Using some cream will treat it for a while, but they'll most likely come back.

Acne is a pain in the ass

acne by reddyfu May 20, 2018

Acne 

Must be callum jones the true spoon.likes a bit of wang every now and then

Acne is a bit weird

Acne by Harrij July 25, 2019

acne 

A skin condition in which pores become clogged and inflamed with sebum, the natural oil that your skin produces. This inflammation leads to pus, bacteria, and redness in the affected area.

Usually occurring in varying degrees in the teenage years because of hormones, but can show up in adults as well. There is also a strong genetic component to acne.

There is no cure for acne, only treatment, which ranges from salicylic acid to the more serious accutane.

Check out acne.org for a regimen that really helps clear up skin. Trust me, it works well if you follow it.

Dude 1: That dude had huge acne all over his face, that must really make him feel like shit.

Dude 2: Yeah dude, but accutane helps acne even though your skin gets so dry your lips bleed and if you get pregnant your baby will have a tail.

Dude 1: Dude yeah accutane helps but didn't fully clear it for me dude. I used 2.5% benzoyl peroxide and lotion twice a day and that helped loads. You should check out acne.org for a good regimen using this formula dude.

acne by AcneBeGone September 9, 2009

Acne 

SOMETHING THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER AND WHEN NO ONE LIKES YOU

Girl 1: OMG Selena you see that girl she has so much acne EW!
Girl 2: OMG I know right?
The Girl: I hate myself right now * SCREAMS *

Acne by UrbanDictionaryIsSoHonest February 17, 2017