When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
by PTSpice July 22, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by shmaxshmax June 1, 2011
Get the Hot Pocketmug. A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
by xxBlack_Catxx June 23, 2008
Get the Hot Pocketmug. Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
by Sire of revenge March 24, 2010
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by Aleksandr Marchant Vitalyevich February 17, 2014
Get the Hot Pocketmug. When you put taco bell mild/hot sauce on your dick and fuck a girl. Her vag turns into a hot pocket.
by Fratty Brah October 14, 2013
Get the Hot Pocketmug. When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.
by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021
Get the Hot Pocketmug.