two

The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.

one two three four...

by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

two-two

A twenty-two caliber pistol. Similar to fofo.

Packin' a two-two, just incase somone starts some static.

by zachnnn March 28, 2007

Twos

When a cigarette is shared and smoked equally by two persons.

Bob: "gimme a cigarette mate"
Fred: "this is my last one, but I'll twos you up on it"

by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014

two

between 1 - 3

after one second

1 have two cars

I have two phones one for my mom and one for my dad

by Jummy Gummy Yummy January 31, 2017

Two

n. The lonliest number since the number one.

The lonliest number since the number one.

by Connor October 24, 2004

The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.

GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.

by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009

twos

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Adjective -
imperative -
verb
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.

got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)

by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006