Twos

A concluding remark or gesture at parting; in reference to the amount of fingers you hold up as you leave.

Person 1: Yo! im out.

Person 2: Ight... twos.

by billyboy12345666 January 20, 2022

Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!

We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!

by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

ones and twos

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel

Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004