A town east of Sacramento, it is a horrible town filled with fake ass bitches and skinny white "drug dealers" who just sell juul pods to freshmans. A nice town but infested with conservative dickheads who barely graduated highschool. Only good thing about Folsom is that its filled with milfs juiced up from botox.
"Hey man, where do you live?"
"I live in Folsom."
"Oh shit, that town fucking sucks."
"Yeah, it's not the best town."
"I live in Folsom."
"Oh shit, that town fucking sucks."
"Yeah, it's not the best town."
by eclipse77 August 31, 2020
Get the Folsommug. 1. A much-maligned burb of Sacramento. It is the locale of the Folsom State Prison, which, contrary to a daffynition written by a prospective inmate from Hellay, is not named Pelican Bay.
2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the point is considered to be the most advanced stone age spear point ever discovered.
3. A community in Louisiana from which a serial arsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.
2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the point is considered to be the most advanced stone age spear point ever discovered.
3. A community in Louisiana from which a serial arsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.
1. I'm not sure why peeps whine so much about Folsom, when Sacratormento is so close. Is it because their Daddies are in the slammer, or is it because their Daddies work at the slammer and come home every night and take out their frustrations on them?
2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.
3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.
2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.
3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
Get the Folsommug. by childzies March 8, 2005
Get the Folsommug. The lamest fucking town you will ever live in. It’s always been the same shit hole it’s always been.
- lame
- boring
- trashy
And full of wannabe gangs and definitely full of white trash and rich douche bags
- lame
- boring
- trashy
And full of wannabe gangs and definitely full of white trash and rich douche bags
by Big_gay_thot_69 October 14, 2018
Get the Folsommug. A skinny Joint Or cigarette. Definition comes from inmates currently serving time in Folsom state prison, who have small stashes of either marijuana or tobacco and roll skinny or tiny joints.
Richard: Hey Billy go twist up a fatty.
Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)
Billy: Hey lets put this down.
Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?
Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)
Billy: Hey lets put this down.
Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?
by john von biggum January 11, 2009
Get the folsommug. by nastynate October 7, 2003
Get the folsommug.