Rito

An amazing small furry creature of Mexican decent; also a complement

ie. Aren't you a cute little Rito

by A Rito November 12, 2009

Rito

An item rolled in a tortilla, usually a mut, cock or bur.

Josh would love a cok-rito. Or Tim makes good bur-ritos.

by fittyfitty April 08, 2009

Mrs. Rito

A term for an English teacher. Not hateful. Just another way of saying English teacher.

James called his teacher Mrs. Rito, cause he was in English.

by 1786319082371273108937 May 24, 2013

Rito strength

When you eat those good Doritos and you get the energy of a thousand Gods becoming unstoppable.

Joe put the skid steer away and let me lift that gurder, I just ate a family size bag and have that rito strength surging through me.

by Lifehell November 15, 2017

Rito ce pula mea?!

"Rito ce pula mea?!" is a phrase commonly used by silver peakers in League of Legends when they can't admit to their own fault and blame the company riot games for their unfortune. This phrase is found greeting scenarios like :
-presumably unfair leveling system
-encountering smurfs
-presumably playing only against broken champions

Budus: "Coaie sa mor io iara ii cu 2 lvl peste mine deci io nu mai suport coaie ce-i asta, Rito ce pula mea?!

Toti: "Man invata cum funcioneaza lvling system-u"

by TsarTsar September 23, 2022

the rito

Bay area slang for the city of El Cerrito

Aye we headin out to the rito?

by cams23 March 25, 2022

rito

A rito is a womanly man who cries in the face of adversity but claims he’s from the streets. An emasculated rat who stabs his friends in the back to make their shitty existence seem worthwhile until Karma catches up
And they get hit by a bus or something wild.

This little Rito talked tough until he got punched in the mouth by someone in the crowd, and then he ran to security crying for help screaming “I need protection from the men”

by DW4LYFE June 09, 2021