pmp 

pissing my pants as in stfu etc

a: bla bla funny shit

B: pmp

pmp by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005

PMP 

Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)

Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."

...punchline.

You: "PMP!"

PMP by goldenexclamationpoint December 29, 2010

pmp 

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.

Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp

pmp by bcav7 July 4, 2011

PMP 

"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals

For example, "I PMP for hot cheetos"

PMP by BladezRLyfe August 28, 2018

Pmp 

Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants

Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp

Pmp by internet slang July 14, 2019

PMP 

Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.

I got PMP, pussy money power.

PMP by King Kappa the First June 15, 2022

PMP 

Acronym for pre-meet poop. Refers to a bathroom trip before a cross country or track meet officially begins. Less urgent than a PRP.

The bathroom lines at the cross country meet were endless since everyone was trying to get in a PMP.

PMP by Marcus Zeitz January 17, 2008