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no dickriding shit

To say that you aren't favoring the other person because you like them or you want them to like you.
ARGUING
Kenton:"That's why you stupid as fuck you even told me you got all Fs!"
Caleb: "You lying like a motherfucker, Louis did I say that?"
Louis: "No dickriding shit but I remember you sayin that."
by Juicy_Jay December 5, 2019
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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Ain't Shit

she pinkie promised a guy that he would come pick her up and blocked him when she got home, she ain't shit.
by nnaihr nabru October 17, 2020
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Level 7 shit

A good shit where you saw God.
I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021
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Shit

Shit
by Stonkle September 23, 2021
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Shit

Young people, it's time to learn, don't search for strange words here. Study hard and make progress every day.

Otherwise, you will become the same as this word. Which you can't find a partner. Can't even taste cum. After you die, you will regret why you didn’t whip your girlfriend/boyfriend’s ass with a small leather whip.

Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,

mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.

Haha FUNNY.

If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
SO GO STUDY RIGHT NOW. :)

STOP SEARCHING WEIRD WORDS *skull face*
Imagine being a virgin LMFAO”
“Imagine searching SHIT”
Imagine being boring ASF”
by Zakooooo March 1, 2023
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