A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.
by Khahnman August 1, 2022
Get the shit showmug. 
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
Get the Jack shitsmug. The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"
"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."
"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."
"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl May 11, 2014
Get the One Shit Wondermug. If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.
Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.
Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.
by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019
Get the Fuckdick of a shitmug. A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.
by ReneeD. June 7, 2020
Get the Northern Shit Boxmug. When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
Get the Chainsaw Shitsmug.