Ass-fetti

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.

"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"

"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"

by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
...
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...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 1, 2016

Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 3, 2016

I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass

I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat

by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016

Sad Ass

Terms Of CS:GO An individual, for the life of them, who cannot get out of Silver.

"Dude, Andrew is such a sad ass!"

by probablygrundge October 20, 2016

Ass on whats that

When a girls ass is so curvy someone is saying its on whats that. Like when u do the whats that hand gesture

Drake: Yo that girls ass on whats that!!
Meek Mill: IKR

by tarilyn November 2, 2016

Sing Ass

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Yo my dude, I just did a sing ass in the bathroom.

by questionman2468 November 3, 2016