Your Reflection

Something you look at when you need to barf. Said to be the most horrific sight on earth.

Girl One: Look at Your Reflection!
Girl Two: *Starts laughing*

by Master Oougway May 06, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.

Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"

by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021

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Time of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

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me your ex

someone beautiful or handsome, that all the people want to date. we are kind, caring , reallll fine too. but most of all, someone you fumbled and missed out on cus you were too immature. We are up on all the trend but still are hella smart and you’ll never find someone like us again.

person one to person two: bro i need a girlfriend, some one stunning and nice
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah

by tylerthecreator?? February 21, 2025

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