Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum

Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream

by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021

dirty nomel

Someone who is 6’2 brown eyes, dirty blonde hair, Caucasian, and has a small Pepe. Wears a size 13 shoe and has a WHITE yet dirty 2014 ford F-150. Is single and desperate and usually switches genders every so often.

Dude that guy TJ is such a dirty nomel .

by Tee Jay May 26, 2024

Dirty Dank

A "dirty dank" is when you are making love, and accidentally roll off the bed, potentially resulting in death.

"Last night I was banging this chick and accidentally pulled a dirty dank"

by Danktanklord June 3, 2020

Dirty Irishman

When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.

Wife: I’m so thirsty.

Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.

Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!

by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018

Dirty Resh

When your gramma smells like poo but its not gay cuz its your dog. Rolled in poo!

You got dirty reshed!

by Apocalypse2020 August 29, 2020

dirty lukan

that awko taco moment when you're pegging your man and his ass hair is so course and prickly it shreds the dildo and waxes his asshole in the process

dirty lukan: "past" "i had to be ANOTHER dildo after my man diry lukaned me last night!"

by MaiNameJeff April 6, 2020

Dirty Vern

When you're walking in the beautiful Polson park and fall on a dirty needle.

I got dirty Verned the other day, been high for a month.

by anonymous June 19, 2024