Back-Tha-Fuck-Up

Said to someone that is to close to you and you want them to move back.

Hey Back-Tha-Fuck-Up Man you too close.

by Tonky September 8, 2005

like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

by Strangebeast January 16, 2009

National What The Fuck Day

National What The Fuck Day falls on February 12th of every year, it is recognized in the United States of America as a day of reflecting on the last year, and all of the moments that made you go, "What the fuck!"

"Hey Jennifer, happy National What The Fuck day! I hope the last year was just as fucked for you as it was for me!"

by Random American High-Schooler February 12, 2019

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

by Tctc engineer May 30, 2018

I'll fuck you up

A term used by arrogant teenagers to make them look tough when in actual fact they won't do jackshit.

Person 1: hey Jake!
Jake: *Walks away*

Person 1: Come here, I'll fuck you up.
Jake: Fuck you, Pathetic loser!

#jock #teen #stupid shit #arrogant #teenager #loser

by BigBunnyrabbits March 1, 2019

Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross

An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.

"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"

"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"

by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007

just fuck me up

Putting the fate of your hair into someone else's hands.

Barber: What kind of cut you want?
Him: Just fuck me up

by holiday1432 February 19, 2015