you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

Bucket Shit

When you crap in a bucket. Also refers to the turds left by people who previously used said bucket.

"I did a bucket shit yesterday" "There is a lot of bucket shit in this bucket, it must be a popular pooping spot."

by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021

shit pole

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit

That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020

Talk Shitting

Talk shitting is the act of words coming out of your mouth that don’t quite make sense.

“Wow, Amanda really is talk shitting today. She’s incompetent...today at least”, claimed Claire.

by RoMed_Steph February 29, 2020

Boomer shit

Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.

The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit

by Entomologydistroyer July 29, 2024

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

STOMACH SHIT

A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.

Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍

by shizter October 1, 2022