your mom

the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.

Guy 1: Bro, why is yo forehead so big?

Guy 2: Your mom

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

National Ignore your crush day!

OCTOBER 17

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !

by Zayla_May_Catana October 11, 2021

National give a girl your hoodie

Give a girl your hoodie/jacket

Wow it’s national give a girl your hoodie

by Sirelineusz October 11, 2021

Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Day

October 15th

Slap your dirtiest minded friend day 🎉

I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.

by ecargvas October 12, 2021

National Kiss your neighbor day

You kiss your neighbor😙

Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉

by ;DDDD69 October 12, 2021

your mom

the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 12, 2021

your mom

example...

me: hey, can i go over to your house.
friend: why???
me: to bang your mom

by anonymous October 13, 2021