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by skarkieboi November 16, 2022
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Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them
by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022
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Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.
Yo you just fumbled yo shit!
by Free.lover November 19, 2022
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Shit Valley

An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.
Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.
by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022
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Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022
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Shit sister

I have a shit sister, means to have a sister that's like a stranger to you.
Me: I have a Shit sister
Friend: oh damn want a new one??
by Nellie45 November 22, 2022
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Shit Wilson

slapping somebody while holding a pile of shit in your slap hand
My girlfriend wanted to try something dirty so I gave her a Shit Wilson. She broke up with me.
by EDog73 November 23, 2022
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