Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021
by Retardant on Chicago March 17, 2018
A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water
"Swearing at your mom"
by TheFuckBoyQuinn March 09, 2016
I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
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Him: I really see myself marrying you...
Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???
Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???
Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
by Melly Rich June 05, 2021