Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021
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Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water
"Swearing at your mom"
by TheFuckBoyQuinn March 09, 2016
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Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
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break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 05, 2021
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break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 05, 2021
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G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch
Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!
by Melly Rich June 05, 2021
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