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"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."
by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025
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your mom

your mom
i fuc$^# your mom
by vc msn cacesqd dfc February 23, 2023
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twiddling your toes

to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing

resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy
by CatMakesArt January 7, 2024
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you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.
Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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