You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.

I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?

by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

you riden?

You getting through it?

Are you riden? You getting through it? You good?

by AnonymouS562 June 6, 2023

go chal room now you groundead

drawer was aroused to ur mums trans dog. They shared a colon and it was available for sucking.

neee naw neeeeeeeee naaaaaawwwwww neeeeeeeee naaaaaaawwwww neeee nawawawawaw
GO CHAL ROOM NOW YOU GROUNDEAD

by crunchy jemimah June 7, 2023

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023

bum you out

Conduct a satanic ritual killing everyone someone knows for the money and replacing them with clones, cleaning out their bank accounts as magick slowly acclimates you into becoming a homeless person for the rest of your life with no family or friends. You start to lose your sanity and experience jolts of supernatural torture throughout your body as your appearance starts to change. It’s kept hidden. High ranking people in Hollywood and rock n roll know about it, those who are adorned with moon and star symbolism and owls to know about it too. Big secret. They might talk about keeping their side of the street clean, or cleaning out their closet.

Hey man. Keep doing this shit around people and you’ll wind up homeless. That would bum you out right?

by Joel273 June 7, 2023