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Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.
You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.
by off.a.plane June 2, 2010
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afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.
Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.
by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003
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Fuck Doll

A girl version of a Fuck Boy. A girl who objectifies guys, is always sending nudes or taking selfies, doesn't ever want to label a relationship, and thinks only of herself.
"Man, Gina's a real Fuck Doll. I invited her to my party, but she showed up, stole my beer, and left with Steve to Netflix and Chill."
by traveler1090 December 15, 2016
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Fuck Bitches Get Money

A life motto for all.
"Hey man, I'm feeling down."
"Fuck Bitches Get Money, dude."
"You are right! Let's go!"
by ssattyOU September 26, 2011
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Cunt Bitch Shit Fuck

Also known as a "Fathom Crotreau," this is the female version of the devil. She hates everything, and is probably big enough to kill you and eat you.
Stay away from that girl, man. She's a cunt bitch shit fuck.
by caaaaaps March 26, 2011
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fuck my mamas grandma

Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.
when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.
by not yours! December 11, 2004
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Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.
Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia
by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010
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